May 2013
lifeismanaged:
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
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1500hp:
enough about me lets talk about your money
absconds:
absconds:
if u have a crush on me please stand up
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
cholazard:
i like you do you like me
kiss me if yes
recite the bible in slovakian if no
shikajika:
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
2treehill:
how do you get a nice body without moving
meladoodle:
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED: i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
bondoge:
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
olympains:
maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
stealinyoman:
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
